Which religion is the greatest?

Recently I've had a lapse in faith, I used to be a Scientologist, and I am looking for the trendiest religion out there. Which religion is in this season and which one will be making the black list? I'd like to know all your opinions out there because face it, people on the Internet spouting out their opinions on forums like this are pretty much the creme de la creme of the cognizanti. GAME ON!